Tuesday, 5 April 2011

The Original Manel Toe.

The man himself, in all his glory, sporting a somewhat impressive manel toe. He takes the credit for starting this whole viral phenomenon off... Just take a glance at the look on his face: Smug is what he is... he knows what he has... and he knows how to flaunt it. Rather impressive I think you'd agree.

What is a manel toe?

A Manel Toe, ladies and gentlemen is a Male Camel toe. Hence, it is a term created by us that refers to the visible presence of male genitalia through clothing. Be this as a result of clothing that is ill fitting and too tight or an over-impressive reproductive organ....the decision is yours.
On a more serious note, Manel Toes affect one in every two-point-seven males (some, more seriously than  others). Therefore we feel it is our duty to benefit from the visible atrocities that they subject us to, and document them where they can be admired by many. Regardless of whether a manel-toe is acheived through 'stuffing' or by natural attributes, this site applauds the simple existence of such an object and heralds you to do the same.
We would like to get the ball rolling, by showing you our inspiration for this blog...the impressive manel toe of Mr Ricky Gervais

a cloudy introduction

Rate_my_maneltoe is a paradoxical entity, that is not only dedicated to all the brave men out there who wear their crotch on their jeans, but also detracts from the unfeminist attention that female crotches find themselves subjected to. Our intentions are to detract unnecessary and pretty gross attenntion from the female crotch region, and avert it to that of the male. Feel free to help us...